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Milf or teen, this is the question

One of the question who mostly prevents us to live peacefully our delicate life is the choice of partner’s age. The regarding debate goes along human being since the dawn of the man and bring up millions motivations, explanations, exemplifications, and more…
The philanthropy who characterize the Oltreuomo, today wants to reveal itself in the attempt to definitely solve this hoary question. We hope to trace a line beyond it will be impossible to trace others lines but points beyond it will be impossible to trace others triangles.
Below we list the advantages and the disadvantages in the choice of a milf, teen or same age girlfriend.

TEEN
ADVANTAGES:
She’s satisfied by your crappy old car. She only cares you have a car
Boobs and ass brand-new
She’s satisfied by a date in a pizzeria
She still allows fellation in public places
She still allows fellation in your car. While you’re driving at
She loves your flat
Your friends respect you for that
She’s a enduring investment
She joke boys of her same age ‘cause they living with their parents
She is an easy lover
She drinks and smokes with you
She plays videogames with you
DISAVANTAGES:
She’s a bitch
She doesn’t hold her booze well at all. Probably she will puke on your car’s seats
She has a strictly curfew
Her father is really aggressive and ready to kill you
Not enough sexual experience (we are not talking about the number of boys she had have sex with. We intend the suffering from break up. No women fuck better than the ones who know suffering)

 

MILF
ADVANTAGES:
She pays for diner
She compares you with the men of her age, old and woebegone
She loves your boldness
She gives you expensive gifts
Lot of sexual experience
She’s able to give you also maternal love
She drinks and smokes with you
Queen of cookery
While you play videogames she’s smiling
DISAVANTAGES:
She earns more than you
She too jealous
Boobs and ass full of stretch mark
She isn’t an enduring investment

SAME AGE
DISADVANTAGES:
Your car sucks
Your flat sucks
She wants expensive diners
She doesn’t fuck in public places
She’s angry if you drink
She’s angry if you smoke
She hates your mother
She’s angry if you play video games
She’s completely incapable to cooking
ADVANTAGES:
none

 

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